May 06, 2022

73. Chemo Best Egg Salad Sandwich Ever!

 I was teaching in a school quite a distance away from my home.  Monday mornings, my husband would prepare my lunch for the day so I would not be late.  This particular Monday I knew he had made me an egg salad sandwich, an absolute favorite of mine.  I was really looking forward to it!

Arriving at the school, I tossed my non-descript lunch bag into the staff room fridge in the pile with all the other lunches.  When it was lunch time I quickly grabbed my lunch and proceeded to eat it.  Much to my delight the egg salad was exactly the way I like it: very creamy with just the right amount of finely chopped onion added!  My husband had really outdone himself!  Every bite was sheer bliss!

I was just about to sink my teeth into the second half of the sandwich when a frantic woman's voice filled the room.  Or rather, she had her head stuck in the fridge and kept muttering: "I can't find my lunch.  I just can not find my lunch."  Then it slowly dawned on me that the delicious sandwich I was eating might not be mine? I went to the fridge.  Sure enough, my bag had been tossed into the back in between last month's left-overs.  Whoops!  Sheepishly I confessed my error to the poor substitute teacher, apologized, tried a lopsided smile and suggested a "lunch swap"?  She found no humor in this, stomped out of the staff room and headed straight for the nearest Tim Horton's.  With most of the sandwich nearly eaten, all I could do at that point was just shrug and finish the Best Egg Salad Sandwich Ever!

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